I finally got the steroids and narcotics i needed to fight the mononucleosis! i am feeling victorious but also like a cheater. maybe they should pull me out of the sport. maybe they should pull me out of the school for unfair advantage to mononucleosis.

mom gave me this futuristic shirt today. it's silver and sleek like a car and zips to be a turtleneck. she is into getting what she calls "holiday" wear at goodwill because when "holiday times" come around, this kind of stuff is way too expensive in the stories and everyone wants it.

i go back to pvd on tuesday. i hope i have enough drugz for the tiny state too.

"sleepy phase" hasn't started. right now i'm in "sore throat phase." i'm not even that tired in "sore throat phase." i wonder if that means i won't have "sleepy phase" or that "sleepy phase" will be really really sleepy. maybe i can hibernate. it is fall after all...

earlier this summer i was thinking this school year i want to look futuristic. but then i realized i only truly have one futuristic shirt (the one i just got from my mom in the 2nd paragraph). so i guess i'm just going to have to do hipster look. either that or blankets. tuna came up with blankets theory. you are naked. and then you just wear blankets. this way, you can be warm all the time. you can also change it up with your different blankets. there are no sizes. being naked underneath is also liberating because sometimes gusts of wind will come through. blankets fashion also is good for your wallet.

last week i saw a woman holding a baby. then she took i bite out of it. soon after i realized it was a hamburger.

i left lots of perishables in tuna's fridge. i left an avocado, baby spinach, 2 red peppers, 6 small tomatoes, milk, and orange juice. tuna won't be there until the 27th, so i am worried the perishables will perish. i wanted to save them, maybe even bring them back from the dead (god style), but mom won't let me go back to hyde park in my condition, even though now i'm really drugged up. poor produce.

originally i was kind of scared for this year to start because it is the last. but now i'm just confused with the coming of mono. it is like some kind of game now. that makes it better, or at least gives me something to focus on.

i slept on the hammock today for 2 hours. best ever!