SLEEP IN OTHER CULTURES
BY JIAN REYNER BIATCH!!!!!!

Dear Laurel,
My response depends on whose room it was you walked towards. If it was 1 and 2's, they were probably making out with eachother hardcore. Today felt like spring. The best thing about Providence in the spring is thousands of wild daffodils everywhere. You'll see. It is so beautiful.

1. Statement of Purpose
2. I'm Too Sad To Tell You, Tiger Hamburger
3. Effects of Helium on Endangered Species
4. Are You Out Of My ____ Yet?
5. The Future Arrives, Unannounced

i might write about UR turf-- U know, ASTROTURF, for my paper. i mean, the paper is (maybe, im still kind of decieding on the topic) called "the sincere" for my thing theory class, and will be about sincerity in objects and societys relations to all that and you know. but i was thinking about it and what object is more sincere then astroturf? because it is trying so hard to be grass. haha. so i dont know. it might be on the list of sincere objects.

Take a tape of the sound of the snow falling.
This should be done in the evening.
Do not listen to the tape.
Cut it and use it as strings to tie gifts with.
Make a gift wrapper, if you wish, using the same process with a phonosheet.
(Yoko Ono)

I go to bed early so I can dream about you.