I have to make a series of fake book covers that go together in a series. I've decided to do 3 imaginary novels about mail. They are called:

1) Snail
2) Black
3) Chain

So... snail mail, black mail, and chain mail. Anyway, I have to have recommendations on the back cover of all of them. Or "critics reviews." Here are some. Please comment if you have a really good one. I'll even quote you. Oh, and btw, if you can do some kind of word trick, that's ideal... because the author's name is Amy May Yam. Some of these are really bad, but that's kind of the point:

“This was such a bad book. And by bad, I mean good.”– Matthew Milton, "Free N.R.G."

“Anyone who doesn't read Amy May Yam is doomed. Not to read her is a serious invisible disease which in time can have terrible consequences. Something similar to a man who has never tasted peaches. He would quietly become sadder… and, probably, little by little, he would lose his hair.” – Pablo Neruda

“Good thing I was reading Chainmail when I was stabbed. Amy May Yam, you’re my life saver!”– May Hong

“This was a good book. I would highly recommend it. You should definitely read it. If you don’t, that’s your problem! I cannot tell you how much I enjoyed this book. Oh wait, I just did! Well, what more do you want to know? I mean, there’s only so much I can say in this space! Well if you want you can email me for more information if you really want... but that might be a bad thing. I was born in Taipei.” – Amy May Yam

"I love reading!" - Mom


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and so, in other news, I really want to name my daughter Amy May. But that means I have to marry a guy with the last name "Yam." I did some google searching, and such people do exist. In fact, Yam is the #19015 ranked last name in the United States. there is hope.


"Dr. Yam"